pondelok 2. júna 2008

Hungarian cease fire

Greetings my friends and countrymen. As well as the peoples of the world. I am Ivan Hat, and I am here to talk to you today with my son and partner H.W. Hat at my side....

It is evident that the war between our two peoples has been fruitless for the Hungarians. Their attempts have washed against the brick wall of international support. After reviewing my latest argument against the Hungarians and our current predicament with the rest of the world I would like to announce a plan of cease fire.

The Hungarians were led to believe they were going to support a grand scheme from Germany. But unfortunately for them, and luckily for us, the United States as well as Sweden stepped in to stop this war-time atrocity. I have seen bloodshed with my own eyes and now decide that after the war's rollover tonight we should open a discussion of a cease fire. I will be contacting President Yuugi about the situation and will also contact the President of Hungary.

They are the attackers; we are the victors thus far. To the victors go the spoils. And I see absolutely no problem of taking one of more of their territories for the situation they forced upon us. Gold is not enough of an offer at this point. Czech deserves land for its trials these past few days. There should be sympathy for the losers, but it is an insult to us to merely be offered monetary reparation. I would also like a formal apology from the Hungarian government regarding these matters.

Day 195, 22:23

Nope,any ceasefire is ok with me...

Ramon Mendoza
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Ramon MendozaDay 196, 03:05

It\'s funny that wherever you go, war follows you.

Ivan Hat war bringer! (I\'m joking of course)

qasaza
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qasazaDay 196, 14:58

You do know that sweden wont suport anny kind of invasion from your side.
And non of us swdes will stand ny your side.

Ivan Hat
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Ivan HatDay 196, 16:52

It\'s hardly an invasion. I\'m sayin we deserve compensation for this act. And gold is not enough in my opinion.

Makcet
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MakcetDay 196, 00:07


Sweden wont support any kind of invasion but will deffend Czech territories, Spain wont support any kind of invasion but will deffend Hungarian territories. It seems difficult therefore to shift bordiers since allies of both countries are not offensive and just want to calm down the situation.

Crush The Hungarian Scum!

Ladies and Gentlemen I come to you today with my son and partner H.W Hat.


As many of you know from this predicament we are currently in two wars; one where we are slowly losing the battle by protecting our neighbor to the north Poland, while the other is where we have been invaded by the savage Hungarians. I come to you this day with the great news. With the help from the Americans and Swedes we are repelling the invaders entirely. But this shouldn’t be where we stop my brothers! Nay I say. It is they who shall pay the price. Eat and Train everyday and grow stronger. For by the end of this war it is THEY who will wish they had never entered the war. We will drive these Hungarian Mongols from our lands and chase them back home towards their capital. YES my brothers, I am talking about military expansion! I call out to the Americans and Swedes for help in this endeavor. Help our Czech brothers and sisters destroy the Hungarian menace. This will be the first step in solidifying our presence in the Eastern Block.

War is never something that I wish to happen, but once it does I say we go all out. Destroy the enemy with whatever you have. If you see a stone, throw it. If you have a stick, jab it. If you have a gun, then by all means shoot it! These Hungarian criminals wont know the meaning of mercy from us brothers! To their walls and their cities! Leave none of them standing! I will fight with you my brothers and sisters! The international community stands with you. And with them we will win this war against a savage enemy!


BB
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BBDay 195, 01:52

oh-oh my dear \"friend\", without the americans and swedes, you\'re nothing. But I tell you one thing, you won\'t conquere any hungarian territories, I swear...

Ja Netko
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Ja NetkoDay 195, 01:59

I would accept the first peace offer that will come...

Tóth TamÃ&
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Tóth TamÃ&Day 195, 02:07

Read trough the whole hungarian history for the last 100 years or more, and you will se who got backstabbed more. France, England,USA, Germany, Austria(empire just from the big ones. However France helped us in 1703.

David Hume
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David HumeDay 195, 02:15

\"hungarian scum\", \"hungarian criminals\", \"savage hungarians\"...you should write much more considered report, mr. czech. The conquerors not will be very polite after that.

Kerozine
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KerozineDay 195, 16:42

Don\'t push your luck, buddy..

Osama Abdullah
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Osama AbdullahDay 195, 16:47

Hungarians are paying for their incompetence at war.

Vaclav
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VaclavDay 196, 08:18

We need to play defense..

qasaza
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qasazaDay 196, 15:04

Sweden wont help you expand.